What movies have not aged well?
16.06.2025 05:25
Dr No
Moonraker
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
The AI-generated ad that aired during the NBA finals took $2,000 and 2 days to make - Mashable
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Why are women attracted to ugly guys?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-All the bad guys are black.
What is the most heartbreaking thing your child has told you?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
A View to a Kill
What are some life hacks for living on your own?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
What are the pros and cons of a prospective bride/groom not having any siblings?
-J W Pepper
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”She is very sexyful!”
Octopussy
The Man with the Golden Gun
What was the worst spanking you got growing up?
-”Ah so!”
From Russia With Love
Diamonds Are Forever
Why do I feel like I want to suck a big dick after injecting meth?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Goldfinger
What do you think of the Quora group "It's Ok to Be White" for people who are proud of being white?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Live and Let Die
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
You Only Live Twice
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Why do women consider 80% of men as unattractive?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.